Woozer

Maddie learned a new word.    Woozer. Translation:  Loser.    She took my hair out of my ponytail and said "Woozer!"    I said, "You're a woozer!"  (I know, great parenting.)    She said, "Ugh!  Excuse me?!  Did you say woozer?" 


Apparently, I am not allowed to call her a woozer.